Incestuous, patricidal, blind, and Greek


A worthy king: Swollenfoot solved the riddle of the Squeezer and was a kind and mighty king. For a fate point, he can get +3 to any Lore or Persuasion roll.


Motherfucker: Swollenfoot gets all of the (horribly, horribly wrong) ladies.
I AM/WAS KING OF THEBES: Swollenfoot is prideful. Very, very prideful. His force of personality is one to be reckoned with, though.
Cursed light: Swollenfoot is blind, but his tormented life can give him unique into the sorrow of men.


  • Lore: 4
  • Persuasion: 4
  • Survival: 3
  • Physical Defense: 3
  • Mental Defense: 4
  • Body: 3
  • Mind: 3


  • Some robes
  • Two long, gold pins. Why he doesn't sell them for moola is not certain.

Personal History

Swollenfoot refuses to discuss his past, except that he claims that he was once King of Thebes, and was once married. His eyes are slashed. Looks like this (NSFW but not raunchy). He lives on the outskirts of Luxor, Egypt as a beggar.