Nails Simon
Nails Simon on the catwalk at a recent photoshoot.


Nails Elvis Simon


Deconstruction of the badass young rich pretty boy trope.


Badass Looking Normal: By spending a Fate Point, Nails can get a +3 bonus for a single roll in Persuasion or Athletics.


How's my hair?: Nails must look good at all times. His dedication to maintaining his image is quite a liability when he has to scramble for a comb in the middle of a gunfight.
Trouble's My Mother's Maiden Name: Yes. His parents named him Nails. From there, he had two choices- spend his days maintaining his image as an unrelenting badass, or spend them wiping playground grit out of his perfect, perfect teeth. Don't mock the name.
Corporate Sponsored: Nails is a model. when he looks bad, Garbani looks bad. That just won't do at all. If Nails fails at something, he's likely to try again. And again. And again, until he gets back in style.


  • Gun Combat: 3
  • Persuasion: 4
  • Athletics: 3
  • Mdef: 3
  • Pdef: 4
  • Lore: 1
  • Mind: 2
  • Body: 4
  • Chin: 5
  • Hair: 5


Nails has a pretty extensive wardrobe of phenomenally ass kicking clothes, generously donated by Garbani, an up and coming fashion label who have chosen to make him their spokesperson.

Personal History

Born Nails Elvis Simon to mister and misses Elliott Simon, this poor guy never had a choice. Rather than becoming bully fodder, he decided to be as tough as… well. He decided to look like it. Lazy and a tad clumsy by inclination, he stayed on top of himself and his appearance through sheer force of will.

Fast forward several years, and young Nails makes a pretty damn good living as a male model for the trendy Garbani label, and occasional small part actor. He wants to do more, though. Nails dreams of achieving lasting fame through carefully applied situational awesomeness, and has begun taking steps to make it happen. A couple months ago, an LA publicist announced the the Nails Simon, celebrity badass, had begun offering his services to select clientele… as an assassin for hire.

Time to see if this smooth operator can walk the walk when he's not just in front of a camera.