01:46 Dexanote … 806-1s don't age.
01:47 Dexanote WAIT, that might be the old ersion
01:47 Dexanote lemme doublecheck
01:47 Ragazzo I'm talking if he just used magic, or some shit, Dexanote
01:48 Dexanote oh, ok
01:48 Dexanote then
01:48 Dexanote he'd have ANOTHER surrogate daughter
01:48 crackles oh
01:48 crackles god
01:48 crackles gross
01:48 pooryoric who he wants to fuck
01:48 crackles shut up
01:48 crackles shut the christ up
01:48 Ragazzo He would not.
01:48 Ragazzo /:
01:48 pooryoric the secret is dusty was once cursed by an old gypsy horsefly
01:49 Ragazzo …is there a hidden meaning, or interesting bit of folklore behind htat?
01:49 crackles no, he just smacked a horsefly
01:49 crackles and she cursed him
01:49 crackles for his rudeness
01:50 Ragazzo Oh.
01:50 Ragazzo Ok.
01:50 Heiden best ending: Dusty raises Hare from the dead
01:50 Heiden cures her insanity
01:50 Heiden Hare realizes what she's done
01:50 Heiden kills herself
01:50 Heiden 100% of herps derped
01:51 Ragazzo D:
01:51 Ragazzo You're right.
01:52 pooryoric best ending
01:52 pooryoric dusty gets hare back, she turns him chaotic evil
01:52 pooryoric they die together in a horroromantic gristly rampage of killfucking
01:53 Ragazzo Best impossible ending: Dusty gets hare back, fixes her crazy, turns lawful good with her, and opens a family restaraunt iwth her and Andra.
01:53 crackles best ending: hare is not rezzed, dusty dies
01:53 crackles the end
01:53 Ragazzo *with
01:54 Nioki Best ending: Dusty alters time so that he never existed, fixing everyone's problems.
01:54 Ragazzo ^Win.
01:54 MisterFlames Scooby Doo ending: Dusty finds Hare, pulls off her mask, and finds out it was Old Man Withers from the haunted amusement park, who would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
01:54 crackles RUH ROH
01:55 pooryoric zoinks!
01:56 pooryoric shamayamalangadang ending: dusty gets hare back but finds out that she was andra all along, and that the Library is really an amish style cultural preserve where all the docents are poisoned by water
01:56 crackles :|
01:56 Ragazzo Portal 2 ending: Dusty [SPOILERS FUCK YOU]
01:57 Heiden Dusty ending: Dusty tries to resurrect Hare, accidentally zombifies himself instead.
01:57 crackles dustier ending: dusty tries to resurrect hare, and accidentally zombifies everyone on earth instead.
01:57 MisterFlames "I'm making a note here: Huge success."
01:57 pooryoric stephen king ending: dusty is told by a demon posessing a writer from maine that he can raise hare from the dead in exchange for the souls of three newborn children. sex joke interlude. dusty agrees to the deal, kills the children, and prepares to attempt the incantation. the end.
01:58 crackles sadler ending: dusty is eaten alive by roaches
01:58 Heiden hah!
01:58 crackles finn ending: dusty drinks himself to death. when he dies, so does the world.
01:58 MisterTeddy Bright ending: Dusty dies. A lot.
01:59 pooryoric twilight ending: dusty raises hare from the dead, knocks her up, and watches the baby tear its way out of her womb with its teeth, then sadler falls in love with an infant.
01:59 Dexanote all added
01:59 Dexanote Also, fk u yoric
01:59 Ragazzo Dustiest Ending: The multiverse burns to a crisp
02:00 Heiden Heiden ending: Dusty shoots himself.
02:00 crackles crackles ending: dusty shoots himself while apologizing profusely to everyone on earth.
02:00 pooryoric most likely ending: dusty trips over something and hurts himself, and never actually manages to solve all his problems
02:01 pooryoric tolkein ending: dusty drags hare's corpse to mordor, where he throws it into a volcano with gollum and resumes his sexual tension with samwise gamjee
02:01 Ragazzo AKA Finn
02:01 crackles house of leaves ending: nothing is resolved
02:02 crackles yeah but finn will fuck anyone
02:02 Dexanote RL Stine ending: Dusty is insane and everyone kills as a normal thing
02:03 pooryoric james joyce ending: dusty farts, then… smiles. everyone feels as though they're being molested.
02:03 crackles paolini ending: dusty gets the girl while espousing an atheist vegan belief system
02:03 Heiden hahahahaha yoric YES
02:03 Dexanote Shonen ending: It doesn't end, just has timeskips
02:03 pooryoric CS Lewis ending: dusty was actually a metaphor for jesus all along
02:04 Ragazzo Badfic ending: Dusty rails hare and Andra
02:04 Dexanote at once
02:04 Dexanote also Hester
02:04 Heiden best ending: Dusty doesn't resurrect Hare, but does marry her
02:04 Heiden he drags a corpse around that he /insists/ isn't dead
02:04 Ragazzo *Genius*
02:04 Heiden sometimes he speaks in falsetto and pretends it's her
02:04 Ragazzo Also, yoric, did flames tell you dusty plans on visiting hare's grave?
02:05 pooryoric no
02:05 Heiden when it's dark and cold and quiet and no one's around, he puts a scalpel in her hand and holds it as he drags it across his skin
02:05 crackles homestar runner ending: dusty rezzes hare with a reference to something nerdy from the 1980s
02:05 pooryoric but I'm okay with that
02:05 Nioki Memento Ending:
02:05 Nioki Um…
02:05 Heiden after a few seconds he lets go, and the scalpel clatters to the ground
02:05 Nioki Well…
02:05 Heiden and then he just cries
02:05 Nioki Hm.
02:05 pooryoric penny arcade ending: ragazzo uses pheonix down. cue laugh track.
02:05 Dexanote Sixth Sense ending: Dusty was already dead the whole time
02:05 crackles chainshank ending: dusty digs up hare, takes her eyes, and leaves to do more ultraviolence
02:05 Ragazzo I think this is how I know I've made a successful character.
02:06 pooryoric ctrl alt del ending: dusty aborts andra.
02:06 MisterTeddy Ctrl Alt Del ending: Hare has a miscarriage
02:06 Dexanote WOW
02:06 crackles FUCK
02:06 crackles you guys
02:06 Heiden HAHAHA YES
02:06 crackles stop
02:06 pooryoric high five, bright
02:06 crackles fuck
02:06 Nioki …
02:06 crackles shit
02:06 Nioki Wow.
02:06 crackles why
02:06 crackles why oh why
02:06 Dexanote you both suck
02:06 Ragazzo okay.wtf
02:06 Dexanote now
02:06 Dexanote Disney ending
02:06 MisterTeddy ^5
02:06 Dexanote Hare comes back in the sequel as an illusion, or at a fraction of her former power.
02:06 crackles iriel ending: see entry for 'disney ending'
02:07 *** MisterTeddy is now known as Bright
02:07 crackles qeb ending: dusty eats her corpse with tiny, tiny teeth
02:07 pooryoric disney ending: hare becomes empowered and defeats all the bad ever. dusty is a one note sexual object.
02:07 Dexanote yes
02:07 Dexanote …
02:07 Dexanote wait
02:07 Dexanote … no, thats about correct.
02:08 pooryoric ayn rand ending: dusty realizes he's better off masturbating, then complains about other people's generosity and dies an unloved misanthrope at the head of a huge company.
02:08 Ragazzo Plausible Ending: Dusty rezes Hare, she's like who are you, *stab*
02:08 crackles loveshy ending: dusty sits on her grave and bitches about how she should rise from the dead without any effort on his part, then writes a 5 page forum post about it
02:09 Heiden hahah
02:09 pooryoric snerk
02:09 Dexanote oh yeah… i forgot they existed…
02:09 Dexanote thanks, Crackles
02:09 Dexanote the wworld's a bit dimmer now
02:09 +++ pooryoric has given op to crackles
02:09 Heiden best ending: dusty resses Hare
02:09 Heiden both are eaten by a tyrannosaur
02:09 - crackles was kicked by crackles (shame shame shame shame)
02:09 Heiden the tyrannosaur leaves, is never explained or mentioned again
02:09 - crackles joined #libraryooc
02:09 Dexanote water»>Nose
02:09 crackles then we make out
02:10 pooryoric japanese ending: dusty rezzes hare, then both are raped by doctopus. they LOVE it.
02:10 Dexanote Yes.
02:10 crackles sailor moon ending: dusty performs his ultimate attack twelvty million times
02:11 crackles dragon ball z ending: see above
02:11 Bright Marvel Ending: After overcomign great adversity, Dusty rezzes Hare. Credits roll. Then we see Jager recruiting Marlon.
02:11 crackles pokemon ending: dusty gets a badge even though he did absolutely nothing
02:11 Ragazzo hugs Bright
02:11 pooryoric poorly translated chinese ending: DUSTY love make dead corpse hare levitate, hare knife attack fuck bitch. all kung fu, dusty defeat grand white tiger devil in combat truck.
02:11 crackles countdown to final crisis ending: nothing is resolved, dusty is eventually retconned out of existence
02:11 Bright French Ending: dusty surrenders to germany.
02:12 Dexanote eh
02:12 Dexanote happened to Jack HArker
02:12 pooryoric snerk
02:12 Heiden thank God
02:12 Dexanote well, cept the whole thing with Mann
02:12 Dexanote but berk could have punched him in the nuts and done the same thing
02:12 Dexanote i digress
02:12 —- Heiden is now known as Carr
02:12 crackles silent hill ending: dusty is molested by a man wearing a pyramid helmet. it is revealed dusty is the one who killed hare, at which point dusty commits suicide by driving into a lake
02:13 Dexanote …yes
02:13 pooryoric inu yasha ending: we keep throwing in filler to see how long we can drag this out, then end without ever resolving anything when the fans stop paying attention
02:13 Dexanote Godzilla ending: Hare is a metaphor for nuclear warfare
02:13 crackles bleach ending: see inuyasha ending
02:13 pooryoric naruto ending: see bleach ending
02:13 Dexanote I alrewady said "shonen ending"
02:13 Ragazzo Meta ending: We all get tired of this.
02:14 crackles rasputin ending: dusty is shot, poisoned, stabbed, burned, and freezes to death in a river
02:14 Carr meta-meta ending: only ragazzo does
02:14 Bright Joss Whedon ending: Dusty raises Hare. Hare sacrifices herself for Dusty to live. Dusty kills the bad guy,… or does he?
02:14 Dexanote Evangelion ending: Run out of money, invent the mindrape trope.
02:14 Dexanote FLCL ending: it's a metaphor for puberty
02:14 crackles tokyo mew mew ending: hare is replaced by an infinitely unlikeable look-alike mary sue, then the series is forgotten after two volumes
02:15 pooryoric dawn of the dead ending: hare comes back on her own, then eats dusty
02:15 crackles russian ending: dolls fit inside other dolls. dusty stabs hare. they both do lines of coke.
02:15 Nioki Gainax Ending: Something happens, nobody's sure what. There might be giant robots involved.
02:15 pooryoric bwahahahaha
02:16 pooryoric Gainax Ending: Something happens, nobody's sure what. There might be giant robots involved. hare's tits are -fantastic-.
02:16 Dexanote TTGL Ending: Dusty destroys a pocket universe saving Hare.
02:16 pooryoric fixed
02:16 crackles yume nikki ending: hare is figment of dusty's fever dreams. dusty leaps from roof.
02:17 Dexanote Inception Ending: BWOOOOOOOOOOOONG
02:17 pooryoric yu gi oh ending: dusty tries to rez hare, thus activating my trap card and destroying his kuriboh, only to draw all but the final card of exodia. I laugh and summon blue eyes white dragon to finish him off, and he reaches to draw a single card. cut to commercial.
02:18 Carr trusts in the heart of the cards
02:18 Bright Porn Inception ending: Hare" You need to go deeper!" Dusty: "I'm a human, not a horse!"
02:18 crackles cookie the zombie ending: dusty realizes he'll become what he hates and decides not to go through with it. dusty begins to lose his humanity
02:19 crackles south american ending: dusty is shot in a gang shootout before he makes it to hare's grave
02:19 Nioki Good Iji Ending: Dusty and Hare stop fighting, and what's left of the earth begins to recover. However, this can only happen if Hare has been a pacifist.
02:19 crackles silent hill 3 ending: dusty gives birth to god
02:19 crackles silent hill 4 ending: dusty thinks hare is his mother, gives birth to god again
02:19 Dexanote Donnie Darko ending: Dusty actually died earlier on in the story.
02:19 crackles silent hill 5 ending: mindfuck
02:19 crackles eraserhead ending: mindfuckier
02:20 pooryoric achewood ending. dusty just walks away, but secretly writes terrible poetry about it for the rest of his life. an asshole squirrel finds the crumpled up poems in the trash, publishes them, takes the credit, becomes a millionaire, and dies of an overdose. no one speaks of it ever again.
02:20 Dexanote Wall-E Ending: Dusty saves the human race. Puppy love forever.
02:20 Dexanote Gundam ending: nobody's happy
02:20 Carr hahah everything needs more Todd, yoric
02:21 crackles 120 days of sodom ending: dusty is sold as a prostitute to some libertines, eventually dies from a disease you only get by eating lots of disgusting shit
02:21 Carr "I gotta get a bump in my snout 'fore I go apeshit and yerp onna floor"
02:21 Ragazzo For fucks sake, it's been thirty minutes of this. /:
02:21 Ragazzo I just checked.
02:21 Ragazzo RAgazzo ending: I ragequit because fuck you guys.
02:21 Ragazzo :P
02:21 Carr hahahahah
02:21 pooryoric facette ending: dusty shoots himself, and hare turns out not to be dead, then dramatically shoots herself for no reason. ragazzo rages ooc at heiden, then vanishes.
02:21 Carr oh jesus
02:21 Dexanote …
02:21 Ragazzo XD
02:21 crackles amazing
02:22 Carr man that was six kinds of crazy
02:22 Dexanote Citizen Kane ending: it was his sled.
02:22 crackles crying game ending: hare has a dick
02:22 Ragazzo Ok, you're out of fuel now, seriously?
02:22 Dexanote i am
02:22 Ragazzo Please stop. D:<
02:22 crackles caligula ending: dusty slays hare over and over and over, goes to hell, slays hare over and over and over again
02:22 Dexanote the hipsters probably aren't
02:23 pooryoric FW ending. dusty attempts to rez hare, but winds up cybering with one of kondraki's many female characters for reasons that are never explained. kon rolls 60d6 Penetration, and litterally fucks dusty's brain out, then feeds it to an emo crocodile monster in a labcoat.
02:23 Ragazzo Shut up yoric.
02:23 Dexanote yep, that's a bit much
02:23 Bright Hipster Ending: It's okay, you haven't heard about it. No one has.
02:23 Dexanote w2g d00d
02:23 crackles AD ending: dusty rezzes hare. they cuddle and she has a baby.
02:23 crackles is not bitter
02:23 Bright The baby then becomes a monster and eats them both
02:24 crackles other AD ending: dusty almost gets eaten by cheese wheel. hare goes insane.
02:24 crackles other AD ending: dusty almost gets eaten by cheese wheel. hare goes insane.
02:24 crackles crackles ending: *shoots herself*
02:24 pooryoric Foundation ending: dusty never sees hare again, and spends the rest of his life in a standardized containment suite. occasionally, he hears clef shooting peole.
02:24 Dexanote ^
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Best endings for Dusty and Hare.
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Dexanote 09 May 2011 06:31
13:37 Ragazzo Dusty "Hare's an undead, so yeah, no babies…"
13:37 Rights Epic troll: Dusty rez's HAre, turns out Hare's pregnant
13:37 Rights lolface
13:37 Ragazzo FFFU-
13:37 Ragazzo Two zombies for one!
13:37 Ragazzo trollface
13:38 Rights WORST ENDING
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