Edward Elliott Patrick Mahoney
Eddie's first time using a laptop computer.


Edward Elliott Patrick Mahoney, AKA Eddie, Eddie E, Eeps Mahoney, et cetera.


Surprisingly fresh zombie. From the fifties!


Won't stay down.: Every chunk torn from his body just leaves less to hit next time. For each point of Body lost, Eddie will gain 1 Pdef, maxing at 6.


Well Darn My Socks! Eddie was raised not to use strong language, especially not around the tomatoes. He's got plenty of good old fashioned wholesome substitute oaths to pick up the slack.
Gosh, I'm starving! Eddie, uh. Well, he eats people. It's a little embarrassing.
Apple pie? I'll have seconds! Eddie is from 1954, in the days where everyone was absolutely certain the US of A was the greatest nation on this here earth and don't you forget it. He may or may not mistrust foreigners, communists, colored people, and those wacky homosexuals. Hilarity may or may not ensue.


  • Body: 4
  • Mind: 3
  • Pdef: 2
  • Mdef: 3
  • Melee: 4
  • Perception: 4
  • Athletics: 3
  • Lore: 1

XP: 1


For now, nothing but the chinos and cardigan he was buried in, and a sweet sealed up basement pad stocked with throwback antiques.

Personal History

Things were looking up for Eddie Mahoney, yes sir gee whiz. He had a steady girl, and a new job slinging stories for a newspaperman, and his dad didn't mind if he only called every couple of weeks because by golly you're a man now sport! It was fantastic. Then one day he decided to hop across the street to the diner for a bite, and a family of tourists from Pohunky in their shiny new El Dorado smeared him across the pavement.

When he woke up, it was 2011.


Must've been in… some kinda… coma…


And he's real hungry.

Eddie is a fresh and freckle faced redhead with a college cut and a well shined pair of shoes. His dad taught him to stay out of sock hops and juke joints, by golly, and to always hold the door and such for dames. That last bit makes things a bit awkward when he's eatin' dames. Still, he'd never eat a chum who didn't deserve it, at least not without asking first.